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paxochka said:
Because if they sue themselves they will get insurance money. If they don’t they won’t.
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misterbillforeal said:
Wow. This sounds too dumb to be real. So it must be real. People are amazing.
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shasuga posted this
What the fuck is wrong with people?
My mom is a court reporter and I sometimes type her depositions for her to help her out. This morning is one of those times. In this depo a lady is suing her husband because she hurt herself in THEIR backyard on THEIR trampoline .. but it was a trampoline that he bought before they were married so technically it’s his.
Um .. WHAT?!?!
Whatever happened to I hurt myself cause I’m a retard who can’t jump on a circle without falling off. Not so much .. hey honey I love you, but I’ll see you in court and ps your trampoline is a piece of shit.
I hate people.