I don’t know what ARB means & I’m ok with that.

I have no clue what I’m doing for thanksgiving next week, but I’m sure it’ll end with me having to spend 14 hours in the kitchen cooking my ass off.

I ate too much for breakfast & now I don’t wanna friggin move.

The Mr. will be out of town for another week, he comes home Tues & I can’t wait to see him.

I don’t wanna sleep with him because we’re doing this whole take it slow thing, but if I finally do in a year from now & he sucks in bed .. I’m gonna be sooooo pissed.

I found twitter yesterday for the first time in forever. I didn’t get any sleep last night. Those two things are related.

My dog threw up in the living room this morning & now I have to shampoo the carpets or move. I think I’d rather move.

I will be attending the first tweet up that happens after May, I don’t care where it is. It’ll be my first one & my reintroduction to vodka. That should give me enough time to apologize in advance for my behavior.

I’ve been in such a creative mood lately which is awesome! Painting is by far my favorite past time & I never really feel like me when I put down my brushes for awhile. So if you ever wanted me to paint you something, now’s probably the time to ask. I only promise you’ll get it sometime before I die. ;)

My growing belly is making me insecure as fuck lately. I hate that.

If I don’t get to hug Kris, Shira, & Michelle one day I think I’ll fucking die. I love those girlies .. bunches.

Happy Birthday Shira! You know incase telling you on three social media sites at midnight wasn’t enough :p

How to have a child with someone I’m not with gives me fucking anxiety. Therefore I actually think about my pregnancy very little & almost never talk about it. Until I start thinking about grabbing a drink or a smoke that is & I’m like Ooooh right .. can’t.

My hair is currently filled with a ridiculous amount of gray & I can’t wait to fucking color the ever loving shit out of it .. in like April :(

I turn 31 next week & I’m not sad about that.

What else? Oh! I should probably get to work.