Okay you two ..

I don’t mean kinda bald or shaven down. I mean bald bald. Like just skin on top bald all over. That’s what creeps me out. Not to see it or talk to bald people .. I don’t give a shit about that. It’s to touch it .. I can’t. I’m sorry it totally creeps me out.

I even whored it up in my 20’s & slept with some random bald guy to get past it .. I can’t.

I’m sorry .. but it’s not like we’re intimate & there’s a chance of me getting creeped out by your bald head .. just his. I used to think every time I saw a bald person they should be cleaning something .. so you know, I’m growing as a person :p

I love you both & your bald heads .. from afar ;)