September 2011
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Okay, for real ...
My brain’s shot. I just caught myself putting a gallon of milk in the dryer!
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3 Word Wrapup
Laundry day blows.
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Moments
June 27, 1998 @ 2:40am
September 11, 2001 @ 9:00am
Those two moments, to date, have been the worst moments of my life. I can tell you what I was doing, what I was wearing, how I was feeling, what was happening around me. I can tell you every detail of those two moments down to the minute.
I have been through many terrible things in my life. I’ve dealt with more tragedy in 30 years than...
So I'm just laying here ...
Waiting on pizza hut to deliver the ridiculous amount of food I ordered & I started thinking .. wouldn’t it be great to have a tumblr/tweet-up here in the Spring .. like say late April? But instead of the normal everybody show up & hang out together thing, it would be one person at a time & they can of course stay with me .. OH & the newborn. I think if we work together...
I would like to nominate ...
@misscook for the 2011 Most Awesome Person on Tumblr Award.
Just sayin'
If I don’t find boiled peanuts in the next five minutes there’s going to be a grocery store massacre.
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misscook asked: I know you've got a pretty rough road ahead. But you know what? You will get through this. I don't think you give yourself enough credit for just how strong you are. xoxo
My dryer is singing that my sheets are done but I’m stuck on the bed too stuffed to move. Contemplating sleeping on the mattress so I don’t have to make the fucking bed.
Being a grownup is hard.
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I'm about to make some hurt ya-self hamburgers.
That is all.
Just got home ...
From target where my kid was being a total asshole, buuuuut I did stock up on assloads of tomatoes, carrots, pickles, & grapes .. and whatever he eats.
I swear, with the crap I’ve been craving this pregnancy, you’d swear I got knocked up by a farmer.
I would do some pretty scary things ...
For home grown tomatoes right now.
BAM! Multi reply!
@undercover-blondie ~ Don’t you dare!
@sunnybucket ~ I would never .. and thank you sweets.
@iamjenn2 ~ no worries .. pinky promise.
@titsandsass ~ KRIS!!!! You’re gonna make me get in my car, drive to your house, harass Lucy until she tells me where you work, go find you, then tickle the shit out of you until you laugh uncontrollably! I’ll do it I swear .. and don’t...
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So um ...
I’m watching Nat Geo & just saw a tiger SWIM 3 miles chasing down a fucking canoe, JUMP out of the water, YANK some fucker out of a boat, & DRAG him back in the water with him.
So yeah, I’m never swimming again.
I'm watching this horse movie ...
And it reminds me of the time I saw my first Kentucky Derby, I was 22. I was at some little hole in the wall bar with my husband .. long before he became my husband. We had been there all morning .. everyone all jacked up, talking horse this, horse that. When the race finally started I blinked & it was over, and all I could say is .. ‘That’s it?’ He just laughed & shook...