December 2011
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November 2011
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Thank you.
Thank you all for all the birthday messages yesterday. I’m still in bed fighting the flu like I have been for the last week .. but all your kindness yesterday made the day a little easier to manage. Hopefully soon I won’t feel like I’m on my deathbed & can come play again.
Miss you all. And thank you again for all the kind words & thoughts yesterday. It meant the world...
Homeless for the Holidays
I was sexting & my mom texted me to ask me something & I got all flustered & sent her his text & him hers & now I have to find a new family so I never have to face her again.
Kik?
Sure you can find me there .. but I’m not responsible for what happens.
Kik: shasuga
I hate how often you have to dust shit
I moved here last March & it’s almost time to dust again.
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References
One day I’m gonna apply for a job I don’t want but am way qualified for just so I can put some of you down as references. Expect I’m not gonna put your real names, I’m gonna put your screen names (I don’t call it a handle because that’s fucking gay).
So one day you’ll be at work and get a call ..
“Hello?”
“Hi. Can I speak to Ms....
Why you don't want kids.
Imagine it’s Friday, there’s no school, your caught up on your work, & after a long hard week you can finally sleep in a little.
Then beside your bed at 5:30am you hear your little angel
“Good morning Mommy!” he’ll say in a voice that sounds like he’s just home from an all night bender.
You muffle something that resembles good morning. And for a...
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Popeyes
You know how when you go to Popeyes and the chick in the window hands you your chicken, biscuits, potatoes, and rice seperately .. one container at a time, and you think to yourself, wow .. one of those bags by your right hip would be swell chica. But she doesn’t offer you the bag .. she knows you want one .. but clearly she has to make these from scratch on her smoke break and...
Hey Doc ...
I just hung up with the Mr. and now I have a craving to be thrown against a fucking wall! Anybody know how much force is safe for a baby? I mean .. If I let my shoulder blades catch most of the impact it should be all good right? RIGHT?!?
What the fuck is wrong with people?
My mom is a court reporter and I sometimes type her depositions for her to help her out. This morning is one of those times. In this depo a lady is suing her husband because she hurt herself in THEIR backyard on THEIR trampoline .. but it was a trampoline that he bought before they were married so technically it’s his.
Um .. WHAT?!?!
Whatever happened to I hurt myself cause I’m...
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Tumblr men?
I love the men and woman on tumblr the same. Honestly. What I love about one sex, is the same thing I love about the other, and is why I keep coming back.
Everyone here is simple .. real .. and honest. At least the honest part has been my experience thus far. I haven’t run across anyone purposely trying to be hurtful or cruel or mean. Nothing but supportiveness and a community filled...
thedude---- asked: I █████████ think your awesome , and I want a cupcake.
Um ..
I just logged on to tumblr for the first time today. What the hell happened? Every post is censored! I can’t see ore read anything!!
I just found out that Mr. might get delayed outta town a week. So instead of next week, it’ll be the week after until I’ll see him. Which means he’ll miss thanksgiving, my bday, & a week of me being kid free.
I feel like kicking all the kittens!
WWF
Does anybody who sucks at spelling or the English language in general wanna play wwf?
Sha_suga
If SOPA passes, the following sites could be...
starkwords:
Tumblr
Facebook
Livejournal
Twitter
The Pirate Bay
Megaupload
Megavideo
Mediafire
Wordpress
Almost any forum site
Tumblr
TUMBLR
TUMBLR
Sign the damn petition
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I JUST DISCOVERED RAGING FACES AND NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO KIK ME SO I CAN TEXT YOU FUNNY FACES!
Already in bed
It’s friggin pouring outside! I’m stuffed beyond believe, my bed is super comfy, and I’m watching ‘Home for the Holidays’.
My favvvvvorite November movie! I watch it every year, usually on Thanksgiving though. It’s actually the movie that made me swoon over Robert Downey Jr. once upon a forever ago.
Anyway. Totally in heaven.
Sucks
It sucks that I’m stuck watching the news because the remotes at the foot of the bed.
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At first .. & then
My son leaves tonight .. I have ass tons of time to catch up on work and chores etc. WOO-FUCKING-HOO!
So at first I was like (insert pic of some super charged spastic energetic chick here)
Then my mom dropped by with a surprise; a pulled pork sandwich and bread pudding with rum sauce.
And now I’m like (insert most lethargic pic to be found on the internet eva)
Looks like...
Fun with the Ex's
He was all “I saw you showed your tits on tumblr.”
And I was all “……….”
Then he was like “Well aren’t you going to say something?”
And I was like “Yeah, as soon as you have a point.”
DON’T HAVE A REWARDS CARD. DON’T WANT A REWARDS CARD. YOU WANNA REWARD ME? LET ME CHECK OUT WITHOUT ASKING ME ABOUT A FUCKING REWARDS CARD!
Tumblr staff started a new meme. "Titles Only...
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Truthful Tuesday
I don’t know what ARB means & I’m ok with that.
I have no clue what I’m doing for thanksgiving next week, but I’m sure it’ll end with me having to spend 14 hours in the kitchen cooking my ass off.
I ate too much for breakfast & now I don’t wanna friggin move.
The Mr. will be out of town for another week, he comes home Tues & I can’t...
Different limbs of mine fall asleep with different positions of my neck.
I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that’s normal.
I'm not sure how you spell WIN but ...
Today I refused to shower until I cleaned my bathroom because I was supposed to do it yesterday but decided to collapse from exhaustion from doing everything else instead.
Anywho. Totally in bed. Totally gross. Bathroom still totally dirty.
My son just put Batman in time out .. so you know .. you might wanna watch yourself.
I’m 5’5”, pregnant, & 130lbs. I’m not sure if I can whip a 6’2” 300lb man’s ass .. but I know if he makes my mom cry one more time … I’m sure the fuck gonna find out!
Receptionist Extrodinaire
I just called to reschedule my doctors appt for tomorrow. The call took 15 mins! I won’t type out the whole convo cause it was pretty long, so I’ll just tell you how it ended.
She’s a cunt.
On a side note.
I have 45 minutes to get outta bed, get dressed, & drive a half a mile down the road to get breakfast.
I don’t think I’m gonna make it.
Bald people creep me out
The guy I’m talking to is bald, he shaves his head …
Imma superglue his hat to his head. Problem solved.
BREAKING:
Fuck towels I’m going to bed.
Dream sweet lovelies ~ G’night
Ironically enough I’m currently feeling the baby kick for the first time. I imagine if he could talk it would sound a lil like “Hey Bitch, you wanna knock it off?”
In which he’d totally get his ass kick for talking to momma like that ;)
Too much
Yesterday I played lazy, so inevitably today I felt guilty. A little problem someone helped me develop some years back that therapy could never cure.
So today I cleaned. I scrubbed. I moved furniture (I know. I know). I shampooed carpets. I worked. I painted. I sketched. Even managed to hash out the next chapter of my novel. And now .. I pay.
My entire body hurts. I’m beyond exhausted...
ryanjjohn:
lovebead:
ryanjjohn replied to your post: So This Just Happened.
RELAX! It probably wasn’t a bloodthirsty werewolf pacing around your backyard waiting for you to fall asleep. At all.
This made me laugh so fucking hard I snorted!